Global Warning!
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The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
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Mark eating Tiramisu: It’s like I’m mad at it for being so good.

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Something is rotten in the Denver airport (13 Photos)
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A tweet from Lorde this morning: “the smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account”. I think this is bullshit. 1.) Just because someone possesses intelligence does not mean they lack an interesting, exciting character. 2.) Would you really rather have an exciting¬†Instagram account than intelligence??? Do you realize what you’re saying???

Am I reading too far into this? Perhaps. I woke up within the past half-hour and I’m a little groggy, so my judgement may be impaired, but this does mildly infuriate me.¬†

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thought collector

Go West

This writer’s block is the mental equivalent of trudging up a molasses river. In addition to the unbudgingly thick nature of molasses, it is not a product I’m particularly fond of. So thank you, molasses, for having the perfect amount of negative felicitousness for my simile.¬†

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